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THE LIFE GOAL TO BRING FUNNY PERFORMANCE GOLF BALLS AND FUN TO THE COURSE CONTINUES WITH MONKEYBALL BLACK!
Our newest and best golf ball for the scratch golfer started with the same spirit as our MonkeyBall XL Ball. After a stressful day at work and a quick round of golf with beers and friends. I found myself slicing the ball into the rough all day and when I approached the 14th hole tee box, I started the “search for your golf ball jig”. I was out of balls as they were all in the woods. As I turned to go back to my cart for a ball a friend tossed me one and yelled “Slap that Monkey, that’s about all you’re good at today!” We all laughed and at that moment a new brand was born…. The MonkeyBall Golf Ball with the logo “Slap Your Monkey!” And needless to say, the day’s stress was lifted. As the founder of MonkeyBall Sports, I can genuinely say I am proud that my name is attributed to trademarking “Slap Your Monkey”! Our brand is about laughter, levity, and good times with friends while providing a serious golf ball conforming with USGA & RA rules.
MORE DISTANCE & PRANKS THAN EVER WITH OUR “PRIMATOR” TECHNOLOGY:
Distance off the tee is one factor in designing a great high performance ball but accuracy and feel are equally important. MonkeyBall Sports introduces the latest technology in blending soft feel and extreme distance. Our Primator technology starts with an extremely resilient surlyn outer layer combined with our special dimple pattern accelerates the ball’s velocity down range while increasing accuracy with our Primator core.The ball, albeit its funny name, has been designed for serious distance and super-soft feel, made with a softer cover and lower compression core. This ball has better feel on shots all over the golf course, increased spin around the greens and accuracy from the tee to green as we craft the thin surlyn cover as tough as monkey hide. When you “Slap Your Monkey” Golf Balls, you can be sure your monkey golf ball loves to take a pounding and will last longer than most other competitive balls. Yes these are funny golf balls for men but these are also high performance balls!
LOWER COMPRESSION & GREATER LAUGHS THAN OUR XL BALL:
When we started this business with our XL Ball, we designed it for low compression with a resilient core for medium speed golfers that have long shafts. But our new MonkeyBall Black satisfies the fast swing golfer that both has a long shaft and that drives for distance but needs even lower compression for accuracy to the green. What do you get when you combine our lowest compression golf ball ever with our Primator technology? A monster gorilla distance ball that, with its soft feel, an ultra-low compression core to deliver ball speed, and super low spin for straight ball flight, this is a ball that golfers love playing. With an improved core designed to promote faster ball speed and low spin for longer, straighter flight on full shots. Our new Primator cover provides enhanced feedback and designed to provide a firmer feel. The high launch conditions built into the ball allow players to stop the ball easily on the green with shot-stopping technology.
MAKES THE ULTIMATE FUNNY GOLF BALL GIFT TO YOURSELF AND OTHERS:
When you order for yourself or as a Father’s day gift, Mother’s day gift, Christmas gift, or as a Birthday Gift, you get a state of the art golf ball with our mascot “Mulligan” as pictured on the ball. Unlike other golf balls, we create the “Slap Your Monkey!” Golf Ball with a sense of humor; creating laughter for you and friends on the links every time you play! So give the gift of “laughter on the links”. Also, each box comes with instructions on how you can join our online community and win prizes. When you want a funny golf gift, our golf balls are the best choice for the golfer that wants serious play but also fun on the course! One of the greatest golf accessories on the market and also one of the funniest golf cart accessories you can buy for swag bags or even golf goody bags for tournaments. These are funny golf balls for men and they’re also the perfect retirement gift or groomsmen gift for men and women who will be spending a little more time “monkeying around”.
SPECIFICATIONS:
Available in 12 Ball Box with (4) Pack of 3 Ball Boxes or also available in our 3 Ball Box
Energetic Gradient Growth Core is softer in the center and firmer on the outside to launch higher off the tee with less spin for maximum distance
Soft, thinner ionomer cover for greater spin around the greens and softer feel on pitches, chips and putts
New design for our Primator dimple pattern cover holds through the wind for straighter, more accurate shots
New dimple pattern & core combine for longer driver distance as well as more consistency and control with your irons *Multi-piece construction
Attributes:Primator Surlyn cover dual core high velocity maximum distance
Conforms with U.S.G.A and R & A Rules
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⛳ FOR YOUR GOLF BUDDY THAT PLAYS LIKE A MASTER BAITER! Is he choking his chicken or up on his shaft? Finally, funny golf balls that says it all about your buddy, friend, husband, wife, senior or anyone you know that spends more time playing with their balls than really playing golf. Toss a MonkeyBall BLK golf ball to your bud and tell them to “Slap that Monkey” off the tee and see what happens! Instant loss of focus with exploding golf ball laughs all over the putting green & links.
⛳ 100% REFUNDABLE FOR 60 DAYS – OUR USGA CONFORMING “PRIMATOR” BLK BALL: Our high velocity longer distance performance gag golf ball for consistent straight shots off the tee makes this ball high performance for competitive play. Made for high-launch, optimized speed & trajectory, this ball is exploding off the tee with low spin for added distance but also forces your buddy to think about #SlappingThatMonkey! ???. And since its 100% refundable it makes a great Christmas or party gift!
⛳ BEST GOLF GIFT ESPECIALLY W/ OUR MULLIGAN (Pictured): Giving boring golf balls like Polara or Snell, or some other gag golf gift is DULL! Pair this with our Mulligan club cover & you’ve got a funny golf gift that lasts for years! Imagine laughs you’ll get when your novelty gift is opened & you say “Got you these balls because I know you like to #SLAPYOURMONKEY!“ Retiree? You’re gonna spend a lot of time #SLAPPINGYOURMONKEY & the same if you’re a bachelor or inside w your putting green!
⛳ GAG GOLF BALLS MAKE A GREAT GAG GIFT & PLAY GREAT: Give a box of our balls to your buddies on the course after a few beers and see what happens. GUARANTEED LAUGHS & CONVERSATION! These are funny golf balls that you’ll want in your sack. Smack your black monkey off the tee or put your balls in our Mulligan sack & be an attention getter. So high performance – we’d call them exploding golf balls but you might get the wrong idea! They’re not fish food, they’re the ultimate gag golf novelty gifts.
⛳SLAP YOUR MONKEY GOLF BALLS: Who wants schwetty golf balls testicles anyway? SEX sells because it distracts. And our innuendo gets in the heads of your buds making it hard to focus while you are exploding our ball off the tee! Our aggressive growth dual core is offset by a response cover creating balance between explosive distance & super soft feel. Goes great as a white elephant gift or novelty gift for men & women. Don’t play with your pink sack or mysack . Slap Your Monkey You Master Baiter!
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