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Fire Up Some Classic Fun!
Here at KickFire Classics, we are passionate about creating high-quality, classic toys that challenge children, teens, and adults of every age to set aside their electronic devices and engage in active play. We are champions of the effort to bring back the era where physical activities are the norm! Get fired up with some classic, good ol’ fashion fun!
Expect the BEST Answer
When you’re feeling stumped-just ask Trump! Our hilarious take on the classic magic 8 ball allows you to get presidential advice to answer your most burning questions! Simply ask the ball any yes or no question, give a little shake, and look at the window on the back. An answer will magically appear – the BEST answer. Always the very best!
Answers May Contain Attitude
The Magic Trump Ball is the answer to all your hopes and dreams. Have a major life decision and you can’t make up your mind? Consult the Magic Trump Ball. With 20 potential answers, he’ll give it to you straight! Occasionally this product may give you a bit of attitude – but what else would you expect of The (President) Donald?
Presidential Advice in a Magic Little Ball
What Does Your Future Hold?
The Trump ball knows! This twist on the classic, fun, magic ball is strangely prophetic and takes the guesswork out of finding the answers to life’s more perplexing questions. Go ahead – ask the Donald, then pray for the best!
Trump’s 20 possible answers include:
You’re fired!
Don’t be an idiot.
Do it. I’ll pay the legal fees.
Every poll says yes.
Go Against the Popular Vote
When we asked who could offer the best advice to all of life’s questions, the answer was simple. It had to be someone wise, experienced, and – although indubitably riddled in corruption – presidential. Ultimately, we decided against the popular vote and went with Trump. And now, you can rest easy knowing your future is in small but capable hands.
Give the Gift of Presidential Wisdom
Trump fan or not, every American needs one of these! The Magic Trump Ball is perfect for birthdays, holidays, congratulations, or just a good laugh! Your neighbors, co-workers, friends and family will never make a decision again without consulting the wisdom of the Magic Trump Ball!
PRESIDENTIAL ADVICE IN A MAGIC BALL: The wisdom of the world’s most powerful man at your fingertips
JUST ASK THE DONALD: Take the guesswork out of finding answers to life’s more perplexing questions
READY TO BE GREAT AGAIN? Ask any question–Your future is in small, but (debatably) capable hands
WHAT’S IN YOUR FUTURE? 20 potential answers include: You’re fired! | Do it. I’ll pay the legal fees.
CUSTOMERS SAY: Classic & strangely prophetic. Trump fan or not, every American needs one of these!
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